Upsetting Strictly Personal Nformation

My name: Bjørn Christian Tørrissen

• Bjørn is Norwegian for "Bear", hence the smiley beneath. If you wanted to pronounce it, you should try putting a "B" in front of the very good English word "Yearn".
• Christian means uhm.... christian, I guess. Isn't it ironic?
• Tørrissen means "The son of Tørris". Which is rather misleading, really. I mean, I dont even know anyone named Tørris, or what it might mean.

General facts of varying interest:

• Date of most recent reincarnation: August 24th, 1972
• Stabile weight: ca 83 kg / 180 pounds
• Stabile height: ca 179cm / 5 ft 9 inches
• Haircolor: Dark brownish (The passport tends to call it "dark blonde")
• Eyecolor: Rather blue
• Personal record for running 5000m: 17'47"
• Countries visited: Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Finland, Iceland, Austria, Belgium, Croatia, Cyprus, Czech Republic, England, Germany, Gibraltar, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Luxembourg, Malta, Moldova, Monaco, the Netherlands, Northern Ireland, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Russia, Scotland, Slovakia, Spain, Switzerland, the Transdniestr Republic, Turkey, Wales, the United States of America (30 states so far), Belize, Guatemala, Mexico, Argentina, Brazil, Chile, Peru, Uruguay, Antarctica, Jordan, Qatar, Cambodia, India, Indonesia, Nepal, Malaysia, Singapore, Thailand, Vietnam, Australia, New Zealand, Fiji, Botswana, Egypt, The Gambia, Kenya, Lesotho, Morocco, Mozambique, Namibia, Senegal, South Africa, Swaziland, Tanzania, Tunisia, Western Sahara, Zambia and Zimbabwe, in the process covering 150+ of the UNESCO-approved World Heritage sites.
• Will NOT die for your sins.
• Doesn't drink, doesn't smoke. Laughs every now and then.
• Agnostic atheist.
• Born in Finnsnes, Troms. Brought up in Brønnøysund, Nordland, Northern Norway. Studied in Trondheim. Lives in Oslo. Travels the world.
• Really knows how to use a stairway.
• Smiley: #8D) , it's supposed to look like a smiling bear