The Random SW Story Generator!
Originator: Tony Case
Ok, due to no demand- I proudly present the Star Wars book Generator. All the work that KJ Anderson puts in HIS work without all the muss and fuss! And all you need is one 6 sided die!

The Main Plot:
1: A Superweapon is discovered.
2: Someone tries to unify the Empire.
3: Someone with a Superweapon tries to unify the Empire.
4: Ackbar is set up.
5: An old clone wars (or early New Order) artifact treatens the Universe.
6: (I couldnt think of one- anyone else wanna fill this in?)

The Sub-Plot:
1: Luke finds a Jedi.
2: Luke finds a Dark Jedi.
3: Luke finds a Dark Jedi with a Superweapon.
4: Someone kidnaps Leia's kids.
5: Leia's kids get into trouble.
6: Someone with a grudge comes after our hero(es).

The Enemy:
1: Another Grand Admiral.
2: Another Dark Jedi.
3: Clone/Evil Twin of our hero(s).
4: Strange Alien bent on destroying/inslaving the galaxy.
5: Someone who worked with Lemslik on the Death Star, but we've never seen or heard of until this moment.
6: Someone thought long dead.

Filler or plot complications:
1: The Falcon crashes.
2: Lando tries a scheme.
3: Comedy relief with Leia's kids/the Droids.
4: Luke gets angst over his parentage/responsibility.
5: Someone goes to where a powerful Jedi died to seek knowledge or guidance, but comes up dry.
6: Boba Fett shows up, but instead of being the feared bounty hunter that he is, is largely incompetant and useless.

Romance:
1: Han and Leia whine about not seeing each other for longer than a few moments.
2: Leia has a kid.
3: Lando gets some.
4: Wedge gets some.
5: Everyone in the galaxy (including the Emperor) gets some- except Luke.
6: Luke gets spurned, and resorts to going home and Using The Force.

Resolution:
1: The Superweapon destroys itself (bounces off an asteroid, plunges down a Black Hole, or eats all the other superweapons)
2: Luke discovers a new Force Power
3: The Threat appears to be destroyed, but in reality is only hiding, hibernating, or just haunting a temple until the next book/issue.
4: Threat just goes away on its own.
5: The so-far totally unrelated subplot suddenly shows up out of nowhere and removes the menace.

Ok, lets try this out!

(roll, roll, roll)

Oh wait, it just produced Dark Empire. Lets try again.

(roll, roll, roll)

No, came up with Darksaber this time. One more time.

(Roll, roll, roll)

I got the whole Jedi Acadmey this time. Hmmm, prehaps this wasn't such a good idea...

Tony- (desslok@elwha.evergreen.edu)

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