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Q: Why cant fat people jump?
A: Because their bodies will jiggle and fall. jiggle jiggle thud.
- This Joke was added from 76.236.153.223 by () at 2007-10-17T00:23:02-CEST
Q: giving a shout out to my besty friend lisbeth.........
A: bi or lesbien by the way ilove my best friend lisbeth shes by so wat she aint no 2 face shes a real friend
- This Joke was added from 205.154.150.238 by () at 2007-09-12T23:19:06-CEST
Q: wat did a cracker told a craker?
A: ioll crack u then
- This Joke was added from 205.154.150.238 by () at 2007-09-12T23:15:17-CEST
Q: what do you call a zoo with no animals in it ?
A: a chitzue
- This Joke was added from 194.80.21.10 by () at 2007-07-20T12:11:42-CEST
Q: viagra+site:viagrabest.info
A: viagra+site:viagrabest.info
- This Joke was added from 84.110.190.87 by () at 2007-06-30T06:22:06-CEST
Q: last_login
A: last_login
- This Joke was added from 84.110.190.87 by () at 2007-06-30T06:21:59-CEST
Q: Hello! Good Site! Thanks you! nddyakdhhgu
A: Hello! Good Site! Thanks you! nddyakdhhgu
- This Joke was added from 213.140.19.122 by () at 2007-06-21T15:14:14-CEST
Q: she told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt
A: so i gave it to her twice and punched her in the back of the head
- This Joke was added from 24.217.231.51 by () at 2007-06-09T04:49:31-CEST
Q: whats the difference between carpenders and termites?
A: termites know they are fucking up good wood!
- This Joke was added from 24.217.231.51 by () at 2007-06-09T04:29:33-CEST
Q: A Blonde, Red head, and a brunette are traped on a destert iland so thay found a geni lamp and thay all got one wish and so the Brunette wishes she was home, The Red head wishs she was home with a MIllion $ tehn the Blond got lonely and said
A: "I wish i had my friends back."
- This Joke was added from 69.92.76.249 by () at 2007-06-01T06:02:10-CEST
Q: A Blonde, Red head, and a brunette are traped on a destert iland so thay found a geni lamp and thay all got one wish and so the Brunette wishes she was home, The Red head wishs she was home with a MIllion $ tehn the Blond got lonely and said
A: "I wish i had my friends back."
- This Joke was added from 69.92.76.249 by () at 2007-06-01T06:02:01-CEST
Q: buygugojuyuij7yyhi8ohyu7?
A: uiguliuguiglyiglgluig8lgul
- This Joke was added from 205.188.116.143 by () at 2007-05-16T00:39:29-CEST
Q: whats with this box thingy?
A: ur mom
- This Joke was added from 124.187.138.182 by () at 2007-05-07T08:43:54-CEST
Q: whats with this box thingy?
A: ur mom
- This Joke was added from 124.187.138.182 by () at 2007-05-07T08:43:48-CEST
Q: what do u call a blonde that has 2 brain cells?
A: PREGNET!!
- This Joke was added from 124.187.138.182 by () at 2007-05-07T08:42:52-CEST
Q: keekee
A: sponbob
- This Joke was added from 24.214.145.236 by () at 2007-05-06T04:27:02-CEST
Q: how do you ceep a blond beesy.
A: give her a paper and write turn it over on both sides.
- This Joke was added from 76.83.238.14 by () at 2007-04-30T04:07:48-CEST
Q: do blonds have dirty hair?
A: yes
yes
- This Joke was added from 207.13.163.19 by () at 2007-04-04T03:33:17-CEST
Q: are blonds smart?
A: mostly
- This Joke was added from 207.13.163.19 by () at 2007-04-04T03:30:43-CEST
Q: thers a blond and a red head there at the mall and going in the elevator to get to the top floor somehow the red head is there first how is that
A: the blond needed directoin
- This Joke was added from 71.3.209.190 by () at 2007-03-31T15:55:31-CEST
Q: have you got any boobs
A: no but do you think i have big boobs
- This Joke was added from 86.134.177.53 by () at 2007-03-27T18:16:13-CEST
Q: lkkjhb ;kcvhuih kh huicfhg lhubfg
A: iujyutyvxfuigy iuyfg uiytgcfyu
- This Joke was added from 216.227.118.49 by () at 2007-03-27T16:22:10-CEST
Q: xjhjfv dggfyd blond oiuusygytsgg blond?
A: yuytd blond oiuaygf uyyugyg ryg cert!
- This Joke was added from 216.227.118.49 by () at 2007-03-27T16:21:44-CEST
Q: why doesnt anyone like a blonde?
A: because they can they cant fix a lightbulb
- This Joke was added from 68.34.3.124 by () at 2007-03-03T23:33:43-CET
Q: A killer is after Blond Brunet And a red haired girl , they hide in a farm Brunet hides behind a cow Red haired girl hides behind a sheep And blonde hides behind a sack of potatoes, when the killer goes in the farm he looks at the cow Brunet goes 'moooo' He looks at the sheep red haired girl goes 'baaaah' he looks at the sack of potatoes , wut does Blone say?
A: 'potatoe , potatoe
- This Joke was added from 138.89.14.19 by () at 2007-02-25T19:13:03-CET
Q: Ok Blonde And Brunet wanted to sueaside themselfs by jumping off the building, they both jump off at the same time who hits the ground first?
A: Brunet hits the ground first becuase On the way down Blonde asked for directions how to go down
- This Joke was added from 138.89.14.19 by () at 2007-02-25T19:07:12-CET
Q: why was sponbob wher to pants
A: he was afrad he woud get a hole in one
- This Joke was added from 70.143.32.75 by () at 2007-01-25T02:07:49-CET
Q: what do you do when a blonde throws a grande at you
A: take the pin out and throw it back
- This Joke was added from 82.110.217.226 by () at 2007-01-18T13:25:00-CET
Q: a blonde walks into a store and says,sir id like to buy this t.v. he says,sorry we don't sell to blondes.so she goes home and changes her hair color to brown.she goes back the next day and says,sir id like to buy this t.tv he said sorry we don't sell to blondes.how did he know that was the same person even after she changed alot?
A: because it wasen't a t.v. ,it wsa a micrawave
- This Joke was added from 74.244.111.226 by () at 2006-12-30T02:27:26-CET
Q: There was a blonde that was speeding. She gets pulled over by a blonde cop. The blonde cop asks the blonde driver to show her her driver's license. The blonde driver asks what it looks like. The blonde cop says "it is square and has your picture on it". So she searches in her purse and finds a mirror. She gives it to the cop. And the blonde cop replies...
A: "Oh. I didn't know you were a cop. I will let ya go."
- This Joke was added from 74.135.109.238 by () at 2006-12-19T17:35:22-CET
Q: how do you make a blond drond?
A: put scratch and sniff sticer at the bottom of a pool.
- This Joke was added from 71.80.73.93 by () at 2006-12-03T01:34:34-CET
Q: What is a joke
A: is it a monkey
- This Joke was added from 202.125.64.10 by () at 2006-11-22T09:44:40-CET
Q: what do you get if you croos a cat with a mummy
A: a mommocat
- This Joke was added from 195.93.21.38 by () at 2006-11-18T14:31:56-CET
Q: why did the blond eat her cuwawa?
A: he was in a toco bell chemurchel
- This Joke was added from 168.169.28.47 by () at 2006-11-17T21:04:33-CET
Q: yo
A: momma
- This Joke was added from 209.43.23.38 by () at 2006-11-16T17:11:19-CET
Q: How old are you
A: 12
- This Joke was added from 68.55.51.213 by () at 2006-11-11T02:12:05-CET
Q: wuy do a football team call tere self sanfrancisco 49ers
A: cause thre 49ers
- This Joke was added from 74.107.138.219 by () at 2006-10-23T01:55:53-CEST
Q: what do you call a elephant in a paddlingpool
A: swimming trunks
- This Joke was added from 80.43.51.89 by () at 2006-10-10T19:06:34-CEST
Q: what did the police Man say to his tummy
A: your under a vest
- This Joke was added from 80.43.51.89 by () at 2006-10-10T19:05:05-CEST
Q: what did the police Man say to his tummy
A: your under a vest
- This Joke was added from 80.43.51.89 by () at 2006-10-10T19:04:56-CEST
Q: WHY ARE YOU FAT AND UGLY WHEN I AM BEAUTIFUL?
A: CUZ I RED LCUKY AND ELLEGIRL
- This Joke was added from 68.100.126.79 by () at 2006-10-10T01:48:40-CEST
Q: why did the fat man in the bathing suit one piece speedo who had a very bad day and slammed his hand in the locker at the gym where someone else was using the eliptical and he had nothing to eat because he didn't pay his bills eat too much fro yo?
A: I WEAR PRADA AND HAVE A GUCHII HAND BVAG AND WEAR EXPENSIVE DESIGNER THINGS AND ONLY WEAR MAKEUP FROM YSL SO BACK OFF STUPID OR I WILL HIT YOU SO HARD YOU'LL WAKE UP NEXT WEEK AND MY BOOBS ARE HUGE
- This Joke was added from 68.100.126.79 by () at 2006-10-10T01:47:48-CEST
Q: why did the asian lady hit the blondE?
A: because she was in america
- This Joke was added from 67.181.131.179 by () at 2006-10-02T01:51:40-CEST
Q: why did the blonde say hi to the asian lady?
A: because she wanted some asian food...
- This Joke was added from 67.181.131.179 by () at 2006-10-02T01:50:09-CEST
Q:
A: y
- This Joke was added from 68.104.174.175 by () at 2006-09-29T20:33:23-CEST
Q: why did your fat mama cross the road?
A: because she wanted to by some chicken.
- This Joke was added from 24.184.139.96 by () at 2006-09-29T03:29:00-CEST
Q: what do you call 10 blonds standing shoulder to shoulder?
A: Wind Tunnel
- This Joke was added from 71.56.198.243 by () at 2006-09-23T08:54:18-CEST
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- This Joke was added from 68.217.226.241 by () at 2006-09-21T20:31:18-CEST
Q: why are blondes very dumb
A: because the smart position is already taken up by brunetts
- This Joke was added from 68.18.34.54 by () at 2006-09-04T07:34:48-CEST
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Q: y did da 1 hand chicken cross da road
Q: two blondes satnding on either side of a lake. the one shouts to the other "how do you get to the other side?"
Q: FUCK U THIS WEB SITE IS GAY ONLY NOOBS WILL GO ON I
Q: What do you call a dum blonde that wheres G-strings?
Q: Whatdo you call a dum blonde?
Q: What do you call a dum blonde?
Q: what do you call 3 blonds standing toghether ear to ear
Q: Do you know how skinny Breanne Christensen is?
Q: Do you know how skinny Breanne Christensen is?
Q: Do you know how skinny Breanne Christensen is?
Q: Do you know how skinny Breanne Christensen is?
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Q: .zkjgfkdhwtgkjnswkjgnkabgqiegiljerhkjqehgkqhbekhgbqehkjbgjqe.kejbkqebkbqekj
Q: what goes vroom screech?
Q: HOW DO YOU KILL A BLONDE
Q: if u see a chav on a bike y wouldnt u run him ova?
Q: there were three chaves in a car which went offa cliff, why was this bad???
Q: wot do u call a chavet in a white tracsuit?
Q: why did the blonde stand on the pub roof ???
Q: when does a blonde have 2 brain cells ???
Q: why can't a chicken fly
Q: how do u entertain a blonde
Q: what do u call two blondes on a camping trip
Q: Why did Craig Williamson beat up a girl?
Q: guesss where i am from
Q: why are you not straight?
Q: Why is the world like a bag full of jelly beans?
Q: do blondes or brunettes have more fun?
Q: one day the blonde ask a jenny to make her pretty
Q: I don't care and go get a real life oh and a day job.
Q: this boy called shutup and truble and troubles het so shut up goes to hide and the police come and say whats ur name and he says shut up and he goes my name is shut up and the police say r u looking 4 trouble and he says no troubles looking 4 me
Q: why did the blonde drink irn -bru
Q: what do u get when u put a blonds brain in to a chicken
Q: what do u get when u put a blonds brain in to a chicken
Q: way did the chicken cross the road?
Q: What kind of person votes for John Fucking Keary, and Bill Ass Clinten?
Q: y r blondes so dum (i said to a blonde)
Q: vcb
Q: your moms so poor
Q: Your moms so fat
Q: your mums so dumb
Q: why did the blond cross the road
Q: What kind of person votes for Goerge Bush again?
Q: Why did the blonde have condoms on her ears?
Q: Why did the blonde have condoms on her ears?
Q: Why did the blonde have condoms on her ears?
Q: Whats the difference between the Atlantic ocean and a Blonde?
Q: Whats the simularity between a blonde and a turtle?
Q: how do you know that a blond has been using a coumputer
Q: how do you confuse a blonde
Q: there were two blondes locked out of ther car(convewrtable)then the one blondgoes what are we going to doo its about to rain and the hoods down
Q: u are so blonde yo mama walked outside and said hey when did uand the sun become one
Q: shoutup and......
Q: you are gay lol
Q: how do you get a one armed irish man out of a tree
Q: what do you call a fly with no legs
Q: what do you call a fly with no legs
Q: WHAT DOES A BLONDE AND A OCTOPUSS HAVE IN COMMON?
Q: what do u call a blond with 2 brain cells?
Q: how do u confuse a blond
Q: do most of the people on here know how to spell??
Q: how do you drown a blonde
Q: azsdfghjkl
Q: how do blondes kill fish
Q: What do a blonde and beer bottle have in common?
Q: if a blonde and a brunnett fall out of of an airplane at the sme time, who hits the ground first?
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who crashed the hellocopter?
Q: are you gay
Q: How do you give a Blonde more head room?
Q: how do you get a one handed blonde out of a tree
Q: what do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you
Q: Why did God Create Blondes
Q: Look below.
Q: What do you call a blonde walking on a beach with sneakers on?
Q: How do you people learn to spell?
Q: there was this brunet jumping up and down yelling out 42,42,42 on the railroad tracks and the blonde came up and ask to join her, so there both were jumping up and down chanting 42,42,42 than the brunet jumps off while a train came and the blonde stays. The brunet went back up and start to yell out 43,43,43 on the tracks
Q: what do u think that the blonde said to the menn that was waiting in the line 4 soda machine?
Q: fuck you
Q: serthaefhsdfhde
Q: Why cant the blonde call 911?
Q: what do u do when a packy is dead?
Q: what do u call a packy in a freezer
Q: why are these jokes so gay
Q: how do you confuse a blound?
Q: how do you dround a blound?
Q: There was a blond she needed money real bad so she went to the elmo factory the manager said u dont want this job it is really boring she said i need money real bad. so he hired her. then he looked out his office window and saw the convare belt was backed up so he went down to see what the problem was.He saw her putting two marbles in the crotch.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice bottle for a long time?
Q: A blounde walks in to a hair salon wearing headphones. she asks the guy to not knock off her headphones but he accidently does and the blound falls faint on the floor.
Q: the
Q: What do blondes and UFO's have in commen
Q: q:these are stuped blond jokes dont u think
Q: q:these are stuped blond jokes dont u think
Q: How many blondes does it take to tie a shoelace?
Q: What do you get when you give a blonde a dollar?
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde with a horse?
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is smart?
Q: What is the most effective way to kill a blonde?
Q: What do blondes and sneakers have in common?
Q: y does the skeleton not go to the ball
Q: three blondes wanted to go to disney world well they finaly went well they were almost there then they saw a sighn and turned back realy sad what did the sighn say?
Q: there was a blonde she was doing this killer jigsaw puzle well she calls her boyfriend up and say's hey i need your help there is a tiger on the box but i can't find the piece so he goes over there and he tells her to relax and put the frosted flakes back in the box.
Q: how do you know if a blond has been on a computer.
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
Q: why did the blonde clime over the sethrough wall
Q: how do you kill a blonde
Q: are all blonde jokes funny?
Q: how do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
Q: there was a blonde, a burrnette, and a redhead in an elevator waiting to get off. it came to the redheads spot and she left. so it was just the blonde and the burnette. the burnette said to the blonde you have dandruff you need some head and sholders.
Q: go to 9 go to 10 go to 11 dumb bitch whjen u should have been reading.
Q: a blonde and a brunette were walking along the road when the brunette goes look a dead bird
Q: Why did the blonde have the last laugh?
Q: there was a blonde and a bruenette and the brunette said i have a contest and the contest is to see who can getto the bottom of the building by jumping off. the blonde agreed so then the brunette said 1 2 3 and jumped. what took the blonde so long?
Q: there is a smart blond and a dumb blond thry jump off a clift wicht one get there first
Q: why are blondes so dumb?(asking a blonde)
Q: There was a red head, a bernet, and a blond they were stuck on a island. So the red head swim 1/3 of the way. Than she died. The bernet swim 1/4 of the way. Than she died. So the blond swim out 1/2 way, guess what she did?
Q: how do u make a 1 handed blonde hanging from a tree branch fall
Q: this one guy steps in to a PLUMMING STORE THE GUYS SAYS TO THE PLUM,ER CAN I HAVE TOIOLET PAPER THEN THE GUY SAID WHAT KIND TO YOU NEED
Q: hello hello how r u me fine!!!
Q: what did santa say to the three blounds on the corner
Q: wean u whant a blow job tell her your pinus is an ice cone
Q: wean u whant a blow job tell her your pinus is an ice cone
Q: one time a blond got a gun because his boy friend was cheating on her. she gose up to the apparment with the gun and she see's the girl and she point s it at hem and say u r cheat on me. so she put the gun to her head and the her boy friend said no baby dont and she say your next
Q: how do u get a blond to go out with u?
Q: how do you gat a blondes attition
Q: how do you gat a blondes attition
Q: how do you kill a blond?
how do you kill a blond?
Q: no i dont like u
Q: how did the blonde commet suiside?
Q: y dose a blound walk into a elatritishons
Q: what is the name of the dumbest person on out earth
Q: A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the movies. The girl asked him to buy her some M&M's. He agreed. When they got into the theater, the blonde began picking out all the brown M&M's. Her boyfriend asked,"why are you picking out just the brown ones?"
Q: What do you call 5 blondes in front of another five?
Q: what did ur mom say when i killed ur father?
Q: what did ur mom say when i killed ur father?
Q: two blondes are standing out of there car trying to unlock there first blonde says i cant seem to get it open the other blonde reply hurry up it about to rain and the top is open
Q: why did the blonde have a sore bellybutton
Q: why did the blond eat a snail
Q: HOW DOES A BLONDE KILL A FISH?
Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree
Q: Knock, Knock. Whoes there? Cargo. Cargo who?
Q: Knock, Knock. Whoes there? Cargo. Cargo who?
Q: Why did the blonde nurse take a red marker to work?
Q: how will you be able to keep a blonde busy for hours?
Q: What do you do if a Blonde throws a Grenade at you
Q: Friend: How old are you?
Blonde: 25
Friend: Where were you born?
Blonde: In the U.S
Friend: O really what part?
Blonde: All of me silly
Q: How do you kill a blonde?
Q: Why don't blondes double recipes when they cook?
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
Q: Data transfer
Q: What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear?
Q: Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
Q: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
Q: Why does it work?
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
Q: What do you call 25 blondes in a freezer?
Q: A blonde is working as a lifeguard at a swimming pool when a girl begins to drown, screaming "lifesaver! lifesaver!" The blonde thinks for a moment, and then asks "cherry or grape?"
Q: She was so blonde she tried to put M and M's in alphabetical order.
Q: Why do most blondes buy BMW's?
Q: What did the blondie name her pet zebra??
Q: Why are blondes burried in a 'Y' shaped coffin?
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
Q: Why did God create blondes?
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper
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Q: gfgbb
Q: thgggh
Q: sarah.mcintosh@telstra.com
Q: is sarah mcintosh a homo
Q: what did the blond do when she saw the glass wall
Q: why did the chicken cross the road
Q: Why did the chicken cross the street?
Q: Why do people make jokes about blonds?
Q: Why do most people make jokes about blonds?
Q: A blond said to me my boy freind hasent even given me a christmas prezzy i said back..
Q: I told a blond to go suck on a donkey she said .....
Q: how can u kill a blonde
Q: why cant a dumb blonde diale 911
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Q: why are you on this site?
Q: how many blonds does it take to change a light bulb
Q: HOW DO YOU KILL A BLONDE?
Q: What do you call 12 blondes standing side by side??
Q: What do you call 12 blondes in a circle??
Q: What do thousands of battered blondes have in common??
Q: What do you say to a blonde with two black eyes??
Q: A blonde, and a brunette jump off a cliff. Who lands first?
Q: who are u?
Q: Who is the dumbest person in the world?
Q: hey why the hell are you on this site?
Q: What did the blond say when she saw another blond out in the middle of a field with a boat? (she was rowing)
Q: why dont u see a blonde at alout of schools
Q: What are dumm blondes?
Q: why dont u see a blonde at alout of schools
Q: why did the bonde climb over the glass wall???
Q: what do blonde and screen doors have in commen?
Q: what did the blonde say when she opened a box of froot loops?
Q: what makes a kangoroo a sheep and a trath
Q: why did the computer trump
Q: what does a bloned do first thing in a morning?
Q: what has a bloned got in commen with a old washin machine ???/
Q: what did the blonde do when she missed the 66 bus
Q: why did the blonde stare at the orange juice bottle for two hours?
Q: what happened to the blonde who took an IQ test?
Q: why do blondes like lightning?
Q: why do blondes wear underwear?
Q: why did the blonde stay up all night studing?
Q: confucius says...
Q: how do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
Q: what are dum blondes
Q: what are blondes
Q: a blonde and a burnet jump off a bulding. who hits the floor first.
Q: santa, the easter bunny, a smart blond, and a dumb blonde spot a 10 doller bill on the side walk. Who picks it up?
Q: once a blond was talking to this man and he asked her because she was blond,pull down your panties and spell run and don't foreget to say yes three times.
Q: the white man was having sex with this young girl, and a little boy saw them.Whhat did he say to his mother?
Q: What did the blond asked the horny black man?
Q: Where is the fanciest place Idian woman stripers go?
Q: Why do Crakers all have Blonde Hair
Q: all three blonds like to work out. The 21 year old has a tredmill the 31 year old has weights. the 16 yea old told the othes
Q: 22
Q: whats the diffrence between a smart blonde and a brunette
Q: why did the bloned scream
Q: How do you trick a blond
Q: hello /,././,.,.//,.,/.,@:)
Q: okay theres a bloned and a brown head and a bernet were driving hime but there was no room for the three to fit in the truck so the blonde had to sit in the back of the truck so the had a crash and rolled into the ocean the bernet and the brown head poped up out of the water for about an hour they sat there and waited for the blonde then she finally poped up out of the water and asked them why they didnt wait fot her while she was down there trying to open the tail gate
Q: there are two blonds in a burning appartment building, they run out to the balcony, one yells out "HELP HELP!" the other yells out "HELP US, HELP US!!!"
Q: A smart blond and santa jump into a river who makes a bigger splash?
Q: why is nico hot
Q: why is nico hot
Q: why is nico hot
Q: all 3 little pigs go out to eat and the waitor asks for their order. the 1st piggy said "a sandwich" the 2nd said "a hotdog" and the3rd said "BEER lots and lots of beer!". after they ate, the waitor came back to ask for their dessert order, the 1st said "chocolate cake" the 2nd piggy said "apple pie" the 3rd asked for "more beer! lots and lots of beer!". the waitor asked the 3rd piggy "why do you keep asking for so much beer?". the 3rd piggy said....
Q: david, andy (who is gay) and corbin are sitting in a pool and a condom floats to the top
Q: andy likes to lick big black cock
Q: what does david like to j f with
Q: andy is a fag
Q: how many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bolb
Q: what do you do if a bloond throws a gernade at you
Q: ok a guy goes up to a blonde girl and asks" whats that?" pointing to the big round thing in front of her.
Q: What does a Blonde and a turtle have in common?
Q: if a blond and a feather jump off a cliff at the same time which one will land first
Q: HOW DO YOU DROWN A BLOUND
Q: If tou can put anything on here,....
Q: what do you call a paki in a frige
what do you call a paki jumping of a cliff
Q: how does a brown get along with a blound?
Q: send me spam please
Q: jacob wanna go to the cc tommarow
Q: MY Humps are bigger than her humps
Q: fucku fucku fucku fucku
Q: max is weird
Q: holy shit that guy is ugly who is he
Q: Holy shit said the potato wat is that
Q: this blond guy goes up to a blond grl and starts poking her the grl goes wat r u doing the blond guy goes its sguishy wat is it?
Q: You really can post anything
Q: why did the blond put hear mave's?
Q: why did the blond climb up to the roof of the bar?
Q: a blonde a brunette and a red head all go hunting together.
the red head goes out and comes back with a big buck, the blonde and
the brunette ask,"how'd you get that?!"
the red head says," found the tracks followed the tracks, bang shot
the buck!"
so the red head says hey if she can do it then i can too....so she
goes out and she's gone for a while when she gets back she has a bear the blonde and the brunette ask how'd you get that?! the red head says found the tracks followed the tracks bang shot the dear.
now the blonde is thinking to her self if they can do it then surely i can. so the next morning she goes out and she's gone all day. when she gets back that night she's all vruised and she's got a broken leg....you know the works...they ask "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!"
Q: why'd the chiken cross the road?
Q: nahenderson@gmail.com
Q: nahenderson@gmail.com
Q: nahenderson@gmail.com
Q: nahenderson@gmail.com
Q: i am gay and fat and i smell
Q: email me please
Q: is this site retarded?
Q: Does Jack have a big penis?
Q: What does a smart blonde and a Yeti have in common?
Q: my email nahenderson@gmail.com
Q: hi my name is charles and niko
Q: There was a smart blonde, Santa Claus, and a brunette who do you think jumped off a cliff first?
Q: What's blonde and has two brain cells?
Q: Why are turtles, and Blondes alike?
Q: The katrina viktems can go to hell cause this is a joke site
Q: Why am i a blonde?
Q: a blonde, brunet, and a red-head, want to go fishing and the fisherman says you have to swim across the 10 mile like to get a boat. So the red head goes first and drowns 3 miles later, next the brunette goes and drowns 5 miles in, last goes the blonde who swims in 9 miles gets tired turns around.,..and goes back.
Q: do u wanna no y blondes r so stupid?
Q: what did the blonde call her pet zebra?
Q: how many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: what did the blonde call her pet zebra?
Q: There was a blond rowing a rowboat in a corn field and than another blond drove up in a pink corvet and says you no you dumb blonds make us smart blonds look bad if i had my row boat id come out there and get you
Q: What do you do when a blonde throw a gernad at you.
Q: How do you know a blonde is pregnant
Q: haw do you now if ther is a blond in your fridje
Q: who is the skeliton in the closet?
Q: who is the skeliton in the closet?
Q: why does the blonde go to her mail box 50 times a day?
Q: There is a blond, a brunette and a redhead. As a team they have all juist robbed a bank. A police officer spots them running and follows them.
Q: there are three girls a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from the cops they find a tree and climb up it....
Q: how do you keep a blond busy(see below)
Q: if a smart blond the pope and super man jump off the impire state building who will hit ground first
Q: do you know how to kill a blonde
Q: if you drop a blonde and a brunete from a sky scraper which one would hit the ground first?
Q: Why amI so flippin stupid?
Q: What do you call a dead blode in a closet?
Q: how do you confuse a blonde?
Q: WUY DO PEAPLE WATCH TV
Q: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa why
Q: hears a nicle try fucking it
Q: if u were locked inside of a car with a baseball bat behind you w/the windowes rolled up and don't work what would you do?
Q: thire was a blond that whent into a pond shop so she was looking for a t.v so she ask the clerk if she could have that t.v and the clerck goes i don't sell things to blonds so she went home and deid her hair black then she went to buy the t.v agian so when she got their she ask the if she could have that t.v the clerk say's no i don't sell things to blonds so she went and deid her hair blue and she goes back to buy a t.v and the clerk say's i don't sell things to blonds and before she left she ask how did u know i am a blond?
Q: if a electrical train was hiding south wicht way would the smoke blow
Q: Do dumb bloudes go poop?
Q: Q: whtaz up
A: nothen the roof
- This Joke was added from 168.103.118.225 by () at 2005-09-23T23:42:44-CEST
Q: Ashley R. loves Almacar R. kiss kiss kiss!!!!!!!!!!1
A: Almacar is fine
- This Joke was added from 168.103.118.225 by () at 2005-09-23T23:41:58-CEST
Q: How do you hurt a blound
A: you put a scratch and sniff stcker in a toilet
- This Joke was added from 206.227.9.98 by () at 2005-09-23T18:45:11-CEST
Q: How do you hurt a blound
A: you put a scratch and sniff stcker in a toilet
- This Joke was added from 206.227.9.98 by () at 2005-09-23T18:44:55-CEST
Q: how do u kill a blonde
A: u put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
- This Joke was added from 68.150.135.91 by () at 2005-09-23T05:48:28-CEST
Q: aj is stupid Aj is stupid Aj is stupid
A: yes he is
- This Joke was added from 206.227.9.98 by () at 2005-09-22T19:05:04-CEST
Q: why did the skeliton not jummp of the roof
A: because he did not have any guts
- This Joke was added from 212.219.250.4 by () at 2005-09-22T11:02:34-CEST
Q: "knock-knock", said Ya. "Who's there?", Ho ask. "ya", Ya replied. "ya who?", Ho ask.
A: www.ya who.com
- This Joke was added from 69.104.217.94 by () at 2005-09-19T22:59:54-CEST
Q: a man wlks into a bar
A: ouch
- This Joke was added from 86.135.142.154 by () at 2005-09-15T18:55:32-CEST
Q: gay
A: agy gay
- This Joke was added from 212.50.183.100 by () at 2005-09-15T13:35:24-CEST
Q: How meany blonds dose it take 2 screw in a light balb???
A: 5 one to hold the light and 4 to turn the chair By:Snowboarderhun57
- This Joke was added from 206.146.96.155 by () at 2005-09-14T22:35:59-CEST
Q: why does the blond have sqare boobs?
A: she forgot to take the tishoes out of the box
- This Joke was added from 207.69.137.10 by () at 2005-09-10T16:34:29-CEST
Q: there must be a cougar in the atmosphere
A: bbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
- This Joke was added from 67.182.59.193 by () at 2005-09-10T08:45:59-CEST
Q: why do blondes use hairspray at night?
A: So the bunnies wont comeout and bark at them!!!!!!!!!!
- This Joke was added from 67.182.59.193 by () at 2005-09-10T08:44:00-CEST
Q: Here YOU can give me your best Blonde Jokes
A: this isnt funny help the katrina victims
- This Joke was added from 205.188.117.73 by () at 2005-09-06T21:49:25-CEST
Q: Would a dumb blonde help Katrina vitctims?
A: Yes
- This Joke was added from 205.188.117.73 by () at 2005-09-06T21:48:34-CEST
Q: Q: Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche. - This Joke was added from 205.188.117.73 by () at 2005-09-06T21:46:07-CEST Q: Blonde says i wanna get laid A: guy says any day with a boob blonde - This Joke was added from 205.188.117.73 by () at 2005-09-06T21:44:55-CEST Q: Bonjour, je suis stupide et laid A: if u cant figure that out, you ARE stupid - This Joke was added from 205.188.117.73 by () at 2005-09-06T21:42:39-CEST Q: ok jennifer so me and my frend wer at the computer class and an we had 2 read this page and i found dis name uh giga bite my frend made it into what????? A: giantic but - This Joke was added from 205.188.117.73 by () at 2005-09-06T21:40:20-CEST Q: So reigna asks sachi, sachi your jokes suck A: sachi says "I no i do, and it bothers me and my titty's" - This Joke was added from 205.188.117.73 by () at 2005-09-06T21:38:35-CEST Q: Man asks why do you have all those scratches on you? A: Blonde answers what scratch are you talking about? this is a pure scab! - This Joke was added from 70.95.90.93 by () at 2005-09-06T21:36:23-CEST Q: Blonde says: I am going to donate money to the Katrina victims A: The Red Cross - This Joke was added from 68.211.76.132 by () at 2005-09-06T21:33:02-CEST Q: A guy asked a blonde, "Whats the color of a dumb blondes hair" A: The blonde answers "toaster" - This Joke was added from 68.211.76.132 by () at 2005-09-06T21:31:34-CEST Q: Some guy comes up to a blonde next to a soda machine, and he asks the blonde,"Why are you taking so long?". And she keeps buying soft drinks from the machine. A: The blonde replyed, "Stop NOW, are you KIDDING, im still winning!! - This Joke was added from 205.188.117.73 by () at 2005-09-06T21:26:53-CEST Q: what does a blonde and a turttle have in common? A: when their on there backs there screwed - This Joke was added from 142.167.156.90 by () at 2005-09-06T06:45:41-CEST Q: How do you confuse a blond? A: Tell hear to pee in a corner of acicular room!! - This Joke was added from 205.188.116.201 by () at 2005-09-05T16:29:50-CEST Q: what do u call a niger with 8 arms A: an 8 row cotten picker - This Joke was added from 68.47.114.8 by () at 2005-09-03T03:08:19-CEST Q: what dose a nigger and a peace of burnt rubber have in common A: they both smell bad and they both squell when u run them over - This Joke was added from 69.174.103.27 by () at 2005-09-03T01:00:10-CEST Q: what did the bloude name her black lab A: smow flake snow flake - This Joke was added from 65.69.102.126 by () at 2005-08-31T21:52:48-CEST Q: a smart blonde santa clause and a dum blode jump of a buildg witch one lands first A: none because the dumb blode will ask for directions and theres no such thing as santa or a smart blode - This Joke was added from 62.252.192.4 by () at 2005-08-28T11:49:58-CEST Q: how does a blonde kill a fish? A: she drownds it she drownds it - This Joke was added from 152.163.100.203 by () at 2005-08-28T05:27:19-CEST Q: How come men cant look in blonds eyes? A: Boobs dont have eyes - This Joke was added from 24.154.129.135 by () at 2005-08-26T22:06:39-CEST Q: two blondes walk into a large building A: you woulda thought one of them had seen it - This Joke was added from 195.93.21.104 by () at 2005-08-26T12:42:47-CEST Q: why has princess diana got dandruff A: because she left her head and shoulders in the car - This Joke was added from by () at 2005-08-16T00:25:31-CEST Q: wot appened wen santa, a dumb blonde n a clever blonde saw a £50? A: noffin- santa n the clever blonde dont exist + wen the dumb blonde picked it up she realsied it was a chewing-gi=um wrapper!!!!!!!! - This Joke was added from by () at 2005-08-14T13:42:54-CEST Q: wot appened wen santa, a dumb blonde n a clever blonde saw a £50? A: noffin- santa n the clever blonde dont exist + wen the dumb blonde picked it up she realsied it was a chewing-gi=um wrapper!!!!!!!! - This Joke was added from by () at 2005-08-14T13:41:42-CEST Q: A what is a blondies favorite habit A: B try to dye her hair brown - This Joke was added from by () at 2005-08-11T03:09:26-CEST Q: A how do you make a blondie faint A: B Tell her to look in the mirror - This Joke was added from by () at 2005-08-11T03:07:17-CEST Q: HOW CAN YOU KILL A BONDE? A: PUT LIPSTICK IN THE POOL - This Joke was added from by () at 2005-08-05T21:43:50-CEST Q: there were 2 blondes (smart an stipid) an a faire fallin down a cliff who fell first A: the dumb blond the other 2 dont exiest - This Joke was added from by () at 2005-08-02T11:08:37-CEST Q: your momma fo fat she walked in front of my car ,,I swerved not to hit her and I ran out of gas. she so fat she puts her belt on with a bunerang. A: her cereal boal cam with a life guard - This Joke was added from by () at 2005-07-31T20:17:52-CEST Q: a strang man said I hate you to a blond A: the blond said o.k. - This Joke was added from by () at 2005-07-27T20:08:44-CEST Q: so you such p3ins? A: yes - This Joke was added from by () at 2005-07-26T04:44:32-CEST Q: so you suchp3nis? A: yes - This Joke was added from by () at 2005-07-26T04:43:32-CEST Q: so you suchp3nis? A: yes - This Joke was added from by () at 2005-07-26T04:42:52-CEST Q: A smart blonde, a dumb blonde, and santa claus are all about to jump off a cliff. Santa says 3...2...1... then the smart blonde says go. Who reaches the ground first? A: Nobody. Santa Claus, and a smart blonde don't exist. And the dumb blonde has to ask for directions. MALES, SEND A NAKED PICTURE TO TRUJILLOC4@AOL.COM AND I'LL THINK ABOUT YOU. - This Joke was added from by () at 2005-07-26T02:59:57-CEST Q: so you suck p3nis? A: YES - This Joke was added from by () at 2005-07-26T00:01:35-CEST Q: once ther was a blonde,a bernet,a red ,and a black hared they all wocked in to a bar and sat down and the the blacked &bernet sead whats tha t over there the other two sead whats what and the bernet sead why dont u to go over there and find out the other two saed OK and walked over there and walked in to the lesbean room. do u know what hapened to the bernet &black hared girlds? A: they left and wint home with the to hot guys on the other side of the bar. - This Joke was added from by () at 2005-07-23T04:40:13-CEST
A: Q: why are all blounde jokes one-liners? A: so that brunets can understand them - This Joke was added from 64.12.97.13 by () at 2003-10-03T01:35:10-CEST Q: Two blondes a walking, one falls down a hole, the other says: is it dark down ther? A: The first one says: I dunno i can't see? - This Joke was added from 195.92.168.173 by () at 2003-09-24T20:50:42-CEST Q: Two blondes walk into a building! A: You'd think one of then would have seen it! - This Joke was added from 195.92.168.173 by () at 2003-09-24T20:48:41-CEST Q: HOW DOES A BLOUND DELETE WHAT SHE WROTE ON THE COMPUTER A: SHE USED WHITE OUT - This Joke was added from 152.163.253.6 by () at 2003-09-15T01:59:29-CEST Q: whats the difference between a blonde and the atlantic coast A: atlantic coast doesn't have that many crabs - This Joke was added from 24.73.73.8 by () at 2003-08-27T18:56:22-CEST Q: why did the blonde get fired from the m and m factory A: becase she was trowning a away all of the w's - This Joke was added from 64.12.97.13 by () at 2003-08-17T21:43:53-CEST Q: how do you make a blonds eyrs twinkle? A: shine a tourch through her ears! - This Joke was added from 81.129.94.67 by () at 2003-08-12T23:03:46-CEST Q: Why do blondes put TGIF on their shoes??? A: Toes Go In First - This Joke was added from 216.114.221.94 by () at 2003-08-05T23:49:17-CEST Q: What has blond hair, looks like shit and smells like a turd but is not a turd? A: Danial haynes - This Joke was added from 210.11.137.246 by () at 2003-08-05T07:42:12-CEST Q: what did the blond trip on A: a cordless phone a cordlessphone - This Joke was added from 24.69.255.202 by () at 2003-08-05T06:14:33-CEST Q: why did the blonde sit in the middle of the street? A: because she's a blonde - This Joke was added from 207.230.194.194 by () at 2003-07-28T23:30:24-CEST Q: why do people make fun of blondes? A: because it's so damn easy too! - This Joke was added from 207.230.194.194 by () at 2003-07-28T23:13:37-CEST Q: whats the difference between a blonde and a rock A: a blonde has hair - This Joke was added from 66.227.248.41 by () at 2003-07-23T18:23:07-CEST Q: why is there a fence around the grave yard A: people are dieing to get in - This Joke was added from 66.228.102.189 by () at 2003-07-22T23:11:55-CEST Q: Why did the blonde keep putting money in the pop machine? A: Because she kept thinking she was winning alot of prizes. - This Joke was added from 63.185.1.83 by () at 2003-07-22T17:38:31-CEST Q: Why did the blonde call the Guiness Book of World Records A: Because she finishes a puzzle in 20 minutes, and the box said 2-5 years - This Joke was added from 161.184.52.136 by () at 2003-07-20T20:02:22-CEST Q: how do you know that a blonde is gay A: thay will call her a blondedike - This Joke was added from 207.225.34.185 by () at 2003-07-20T03:00:32-CEST Q: how do you confuse a blonde? A: you cant there born that way - This Joke was added from 142.161.128.91 by () at 2003-07-16T02:48:10-CEST Q: What does "TGIF" stand for on a blonde's shoes? A: Toes go in first. - This Joke was added from 205.188.209.140 by () at 2003-07-15T08:59:03-CEST Q: how do you keep a blonde busy for days? A: put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner - This Joke was added from 161.184.233.177 by () at 2003-07-14T01:38:10-CEST
- This Joke was added from 205.188.117.73 by () at 2005-09-06T21:47:13-CEST
Q: Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
- This Joke was added from 205.188.117.73 by () at 2005-09-06T21:46:07-CEST
Q: Blonde says i wanna get laid
A: guy says any day with a boob blonde
- This Joke was added from 205.188.117.73 by () at 2005-09-06T21:44:55-CEST
Q: Bonjour, je suis stupide et laid
A: if u cant figure that out, you ARE stupid
- This Joke was added from 205.188.117.73 by () at 2005-09-06T21:42:39-CEST
Q: ok jennifer so me and my frend wer at the computer class and an we had 2 read this page and i found dis name uh giga bite my frend made it into what?????
A: giantic but
- This Joke was added from 205.188.117.73 by () at 2005-09-06T21:40:20-CEST
Q: So reigna asks sachi, sachi your jokes suck
A: sachi says "I no i do, and it bothers me and my titty's"
- This Joke was added from 205.188.117.73 by () at 2005-09-06T21:38:35-CEST
Q: Man asks why do you have all those scratches on you?
A: Blonde answers what scratch are you talking about? this is a pure scab!
- This Joke was added from 70.95.90.93 by () at 2005-09-06T21:36:23-CEST
Q: Blonde says: I am going to donate money to the Katrina victims
A: The Red Cross
- This Joke was added from 68.211.76.132 by () at 2005-09-06T21:33:02-CEST
Q: A guy asked a blonde, "Whats the color of a dumb blondes hair"
A: The blonde answers "toaster"
- This Joke was added from 68.211.76.132 by () at 2005-09-06T21:31:34-CEST
Q: Some guy comes up to a blonde next to a soda machine, and he asks the blonde,"Why are you taking so long?". And she keeps buying soft drinks from the machine.
A: The blonde replyed, "Stop NOW, are you KIDDING, im still winning!!
- This Joke was added from 205.188.117.73 by () at 2005-09-06T21:26:53-CEST
Q: what does a blonde and a turttle have in common?
A: when their on there backs there screwed
- This Joke was added from 142.167.156.90 by () at 2005-09-06T06:45:41-CEST
Q: How do you confuse a blond?
A: Tell hear to pee in a corner of acicular room!!
- This Joke was added from 205.188.116.201 by () at 2005-09-05T16:29:50-CEST
Q: what do u call a niger with 8 arms
A: an 8 row cotten picker
- This Joke was added from 68.47.114.8 by () at 2005-09-03T03:08:19-CEST
Q: what dose a nigger and a peace of burnt rubber have in common
A: they both smell bad and they both squell when u run them over
- This Joke was added from 69.174.103.27 by () at 2005-09-03T01:00:10-CEST
Q: what did the bloude name her black lab
A: smow flake snow flake
- This Joke was added from 65.69.102.126 by () at 2005-08-31T21:52:48-CEST
Q: a smart blonde santa clause and a dum blode jump of a buildg witch one lands first
A: none because the dumb blode will ask for directions and theres no such thing as santa or a smart blode
- This Joke was added from 62.252.192.4 by () at 2005-08-28T11:49:58-CEST
Q: how does a blonde kill a fish?
A: she drownds it she drownds it
- This Joke was added from 152.163.100.203 by () at 2005-08-28T05:27:19-CEST
Q: How come men cant look in blonds eyes?
A: Boobs dont have eyes
- This Joke was added from 24.154.129.135 by () at 2005-08-26T22:06:39-CEST
Q: two blondes walk into a large building
A: you woulda thought one of them had seen it
- This Joke was added from 195.93.21.104 by () at 2005-08-26T12:42:47-CEST
Q: why has princess diana got dandruff
A: because she left her head and shoulders in the car
- This Joke was added from by () at 2005-08-16T00:25:31-CEST
Q: wot appened wen santa, a dumb blonde n a clever blonde saw a £50?
A: noffin- santa n the clever blonde dont exist + wen the dumb blonde picked it up she realsied it was a chewing-gi=um wrapper!!!!!!!!
- This Joke was added from by () at 2005-08-14T13:42:54-CEST
Q: wot appened wen santa, a dumb blonde n a clever blonde saw a £50?
A: noffin- santa n the clever blonde dont exist + wen the dumb blonde picked it up she realsied it was a chewing-gi=um wrapper!!!!!!!!
- This Joke was added from by () at 2005-08-14T13:41:42-CEST
Q: A what is a blondies favorite habit
A: B try to dye her hair brown
- This Joke was added from by () at 2005-08-11T03:09:26-CEST
Q: A how do you make a blondie faint
A: B Tell her to look in the mirror
- This Joke was added from by () at 2005-08-11T03:07:17-CEST
Q: HOW CAN YOU KILL A BONDE?
A: PUT LIPSTICK IN THE POOL
- This Joke was added from by () at 2005-08-05T21:43:50-CEST
Q: there were 2 blondes (smart an stipid) an a faire fallin down a cliff who fell first
A: the dumb blond the other 2 dont exiest
- This Joke was added from by () at 2005-08-02T11:08:37-CEST
Q: your momma fo fat she walked in front of my car ,,I swerved not to hit her and I ran out of gas. she so fat she puts her belt on with a bunerang.
A: her cereal boal cam with a life guard
- This Joke was added from by () at 2005-07-31T20:17:52-CEST
Q: a strang man said I hate you to a blond
A: the blond said o.k.
- This Joke was added from by () at 2005-07-27T20:08:44-CEST
Q: so you such p3ins?
A: yes
- This Joke was added from by () at 2005-07-26T04:44:32-CEST
Q: so you suchp3nis?
A: yes
- This Joke was added from by () at 2005-07-26T04:43:32-CEST
Q: so you suchp3nis?
A: yes
- This Joke was added from by () at 2005-07-26T04:42:52-CEST
Q: A smart blonde, a dumb blonde, and santa claus are all about to jump off a cliff. Santa says 3...2...1... then the smart blonde says go. Who reaches the ground first?
A: Nobody. Santa Claus, and a smart blonde don't exist. And the dumb blonde has to ask for directions. MALES, SEND A NAKED PICTURE TO TRUJILLOC4@AOL.COM AND I'LL THINK ABOUT YOU.
- This Joke was added from by () at 2005-07-26T02:59:57-CEST
Q: so you suck p3nis?
A: YES
- This Joke was added from by () at 2005-07-26T00:01:35-CEST
Q: once ther was a blonde,a bernet,a red ,and a black hared they all wocked in to a bar and sat down and the the blacked &bernet sead whats tha t over there the other two sead whats what and the bernet sead why dont u to go over there and find out the other two saed OK and walked over there and walked in to the lesbean room. do u know what hapened to the bernet &black hared girlds?
A: they left and wint home with the to hot guys on the other side of the bar.
- This Joke was added from by () at 2005-07-23T04:40:13-CEST
Q: Why did the blond take a later to the bar ?
A: Becauce the beer was on the houes
- This Joke was added from by () at 2005-07-23T02:28:39-CEST
Q: Why did the blond take a later to the bar ?
A: Becauce the beer was on the houes
- This Joke was added from by () at 2005-07-23T02:28:25-CEST
Q: what is g
A:
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A:
- This Joke was added from 84.110.235.91 by () at 2006-08-31T00:16:38-CEST
A:
- This Joke was added from 84.110.228.48 by () at 2006-08-31T00:10:30-CEST
A:
- This Joke was added from 84.110.228.48 by () at 2006-08-31T00:10:11-CEST
A: fgzgsdz
- This Joke was added from 209.104.139.161 by () at 2006-08-15T02:17:33-CEST
A: 2 get 2 da second hand shop
- This Joke was added from 82.36.33.156 by () at 2006-08-14T18:46:55-CEST
A: the other replies: "why do you ask? you are already on the other side"
- This Joke was added from 196.209.40.176 by () at 2006-08-14T15:29:52-CEST
A: UR SO FUCKINg
GAY NOOBS!!
- This Joke was added from 144.139.127.53 by () at 2006-08-05T12:15:59-CEST
A: A dum blonde striper!!!
- This Joke was added from 144.139.127.53 by () at 2006-08-05T12:13:03-CEST
A: A dum blonde that dosen't think!!!
- This Joke was added from 144.139.127.53 by () at 2006-08-05T12:07:52-CEST
A: A Dum Blonde that dosen't think
- This Joke was added from 144.139.127.53 by () at 2006-08-05T12:04:22-CEST
A: an air hole
- This Joke was added from 210.15.254.45 by () at 2006-07-28T02:36:32-CEST
A: She's so skinny she can hoola hoop in a froot loop!!!!!!!!
- This Joke was added from 207.109.41.228 by () at 2006-07-14T22:43:31-CEST
A: She's so skinny she can hoola hoop in a froot loop!!!!!!!!
- This Joke was added from 207.109.41.228 by () at 2006-07-14T22:43:16-CEST
A: She's so skinny she can hoola hoop in a froot loop!!!!!!!!
- This Joke was added from 207.109.41.228 by () at 2006-07-14T22:43:15-CEST
A: She's so skinny she can hoola hoop in a froot loop!!!!!!!!
- This Joke was added from 207.109.41.228 by () at 2006-07-14T22:39:52-CEST
A: mqsnrbfuqhegtuog32r1wwhefj Breanne Christensen was here
- This Joke was added from 207.109.41.228 by () at 2006-07-14T22:36:12-CEST
A: mqsnrbfuqhegtuog32r1wwhefj Breanne Christensen was here
- This Joke was added from 207.109.41.228 by () at 2006-07-14T22:36:00-CEST
A: A blonde at a stoplight
- This Joke was added from 207.109.41.228 by () at 2006-07-14T22:33:38-CEST
A: STICK A SCRACH AND SNIF STICKER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
- This Joke was added from 205.188.116.10 by () at 2006-07-11T01:05:30-CEST
A: its probaly ur bike!
- This Joke was added from 82.35.28.55 by () at 2006-06-30T21:47:07-CEST
A: the car seted 4!!!
- This Joke was added from 82.35.28.55 by () at 2006-06-30T21:46:20-CEST
A: the bride.
- This Joke was added from 82.35.28.55 by () at 2006-06-30T21:45:24-CEST
A: because the landlord said drink on the house !!!
- This Joke was added from 86.144.63.133 by () at 2006-06-21T20:37:44-CEST
A: when she is pregnant
- This Joke was added from 86.144.63.133 by () at 2006-06-21T20:36:37-CEST
A: it has short wings
- This Joke was added from 216.110.76.98 by () at 2006-06-21T17:15:44-CEST
A: give her a piece of paper that has turn written on each side
- This Joke was added from 58.108.67.67 by () at 2006-06-12T02:49:47-CEST
A: double DANGEROUS
- This Joke was added from 58.108.67.67 by () at 2006-06-12T02:42:19-CEST
A: Because he aint hard enough to hit a lad
- This Joke was added from 62.252.200.146 by () at 2006-06-05T00:55:41-CEST
A: ur ugly
- This Joke was added from 69.29.219.140 by () at 2006-06-01T03:05:56-CEST
A: i dont know!!!! I rule
- This Joke was added from 12.177.48.132 by () at 2006-05-30T15:55:22-CEST
A: Noone likes the black ones!!!!
- This Joke was added from 12.177.48.132 by () at 2006-05-30T15:53:34-CEST
A: BRUNETTES!
- This Joke was added from 69.210.86.159 by () at 2006-05-30T00:48:48-CEST
A: the jenny said there is no way
- This Joke was added from 152.163.100.133 by () at 2006-05-14T21:01:51-CEST
A: leave me alone and by the way you happen to have the gayest website that I have ever seen in my lfe time.
- This Joke was added from 72.64.223.128 by () at 2006-05-13T01:58:47-CEST
A: lol
- This Joke was added from 195.93.21.38 by () at 2006-03-29T17:21:08-CEST
A: because it is fed up with blonde-bru lol
- This Joke was added from 195.93.21.38 by () at 2006-03-29T17:17:30-CEST
A: u get a cocktail stick
- This Joke was added from 80.1.224.14 by () at 2006-03-28T21:27:26-CEST
A: u get a cocktail stick
- This Joke was added from 80.1.224.14 by () at 2006-03-28T21:27:11-CEST
A: to get to the other slide!!!
- This Joke was added from 63.76.168.66 by () at 2006-03-24T16:02:32-CET
A: A BLOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- This Joke was added from 65.6.250.3 by () at 2006-03-24T02:32:13-CET
A: cause were smart
- This Joke was added from 209.6.193.190 by () at 2006-03-24T01:29:34-CET
A: cvb
- This Joke was added from 209.6.193.190 by () at 2006-03-24T01:27:36-CET
A: when I went to her house and toor down the cobwebs, she said "whos takin' down the drapes
- This Joke was added from 209.6.193.190 by () at 2006-03-24T01:27:23-CET
A: her weight is her phone number
- This Joke was added from 209.6.193.190 by () at 2006-03-24T01:26:05-CET
A: she tripped on a cordless phone
- This Joke was added from 58.169.144.146 by () at 2006-03-23T07:24:24-CET
A: to get to the utha side!! DUH thay r not dum!
- This Joke was added from 222.154.10.50 by () at 2006-03-22T08:16:12-CET
A: A BLONDE!!!
- This Joke was added from 69.5.228.66 by () at 2006-03-21T18:29:19-CET
A: She didn't want to get hearing aids.
- This Joke was added from 69.5.228.66 by () at 2006-03-21T18:27:58-CET
A: She didn't want to get hearing aids.
- This Joke was added from 69.5.228.66 by () at 2006-03-21T18:27:48-CET
A: She didn't want to get hearing aids.
- This Joke was added from 69.5.228.66 by () at 2006-03-21T18:26:43-CET
A: The blonde has more crabs in it!
- This Joke was added from 69.5.228.66 by () at 2006-03-21T18:25:41-CET
A: once there on there backs there both screwed!!!
- This Joke was added from 69.5.228.66 by () at 2006-03-21T18:23:52-CET
A: the joy stick is all wet
- This Joke was added from 64.12.116.70 by () at 2006-03-20T01:31:06-CET
A: put her in a round room and tell her to pee in the corner
- This Joke was added from 68.32.151.50 by () at 2006-03-14T02:40:54-CET
A: the hoods down they can jump over the door to get in or unlock it by putting there hand over the door and unlock it
- This Joke was added from 68.61.175.236 by () at 2006-03-12T22:02:47-CET
A: ha
- This Joke was added from 24.168.238.221 by () at 2006-03-11T21:02:19-CET
A: LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- This Joke was added from 69.40.245.220 by () at 2006-03-10T23:31:45-CET
A: /
- This Joke was added from 86.133.63.73 by () at 2006-03-09T20:26:10-CET
A: wave to him
- This Joke was added from 86.133.63.73 by () at 2006-03-09T20:07:50-CET
A: a walk
a walk
- This Joke was added from 142.59.185.126 by () at 2006-03-09T01:53:58-CET
A: walk
a walk
- This Joke was added from 142.59.185.126 by () at 2006-03-09T01:52:00-CET
A: THEY HAVE BOTH SWALLOED ALOT OF SEAMEN
- This Joke was added from 12.223.162.134 by () at 2006-03-07T22:48:51-CET
A: pregnent
- This Joke was added from 85.31.137.11 by () at 2006-03-07T15:17:32-CET
A: put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner
- This Joke was added from 62.255.32.9 by () at 2006-03-06T16:53:00-CET
A: No!
- This Joke was added from 66.45.222.157 by () at 2006-03-06T06:49:31-CET
A: u throw a scratch a sniff at the bottom of the pool and tell her to sniff
- This Joke was added from 67.163.240.212 by () at 2006-03-05T04:48:24-CET
A: hmj,./
- This Joke was added from 207.199.200.215 by () at 2006-03-04T01:42:08-CET
A: she drowndsit
- This Joke was added from 207.199.200.215 by () at 2006-03-04T01:40:17-CET
A: They're buth empty from the neck up.
- This Joke was added from 68.36.134.152 by () at 2006-03-02T03:36:20-CET
A: the blonde, because the brunnett had to ask for directions.
- This Joke was added from 24.36.184.245 by () at 2006-03-02T01:42:28-CET
A: She said it was getting cold in there so she turned off the celing fan
- This Joke was added from 24.250.4.36 by () at 2006-02-28T03:00:26-CET
A: yes all of yoi
- This Joke was added from 64.12.116.70 by () at 2006-02-28T02:34:32-CET
A: Raise the stering wheel
- This Joke was added from 70.249.94.130 by () at 2006-02-27T21:10:31-CET
A: you wavee at her and she'll fall out because she only has one hand so if she lets go she'll fall cause there was nothin to grab
- This Joke was added from 4.226.249.114 by () at 2006-02-26T19:36:22-CET
A: pull the pin and throw it back
- This Joke was added from 4.226.249.114 by () at 2006-02-26T19:33:27-CET
A: Because Brunettes Can;t
- This Joke was added from 207.160.227.118 by () at 2006-02-24T19:29:33-CET
A: See above.
- This Joke was added from 202.7.176.134 by () at 2006-02-24T16:36:36-CET
A: A sandwich with mustard and stuff.
- This Joke was added from 202.7.176.134 by () at 2006-02-24T16:33:45-CET
A: You get a f*cking dictionary.
- This Joke was added from 202.7.176.134 by () at 2006-02-24T16:32:05-CET
A: the blonde died and it keeps on going
- This Joke was added from 68.94.35.126 by () at 2006-02-24T03:55:17-CET
A: first the men said are u done and she said no am still winning...
she said that because wen she put 50 cents in and press on one drink it came out so she said she was winning!!
- This Joke was added from 152.163.100.70 by () at 2006-02-19T20:08:21-CET
A: ya you
- This Joke was added from 24.67.253.204 by () at 2006-02-17T22:19:38-CET
A: sdfjfshjs
- This Joke was added from 209.7.24.2 by () at 2006-02-16T19:35:47-CET
A: She couldnt find the 11.
- This Joke was added from 209.7.24.2 by () at 2006-02-16T19:35:13-CET
A: stop laughing and reload
- This Joke was added from 84.71.32.252 by () at 2006-02-16T18:30:26-CET
A: tuff shit
- This Joke was added from 84.71.32.252 by () at 2006-02-16T18:28:49-CET
A: because a blond made this site
- This Joke was added from 68.123.255.160 by () at 2006-02-16T06:08:34-CET
A: tell her to put m&m's in aphabedacal oder
- This Joke was added from 205.188.116.10 by () at 2006-02-15T23:03:54-CET
A: put a scrach and sinf at the bodum of a pool
- This Joke was added from 205.188.116.10 by () at 2006-02-15T22:59:19-CET
A: He said i told u to give each elmo two test tickels not two testicals.
- This Joke was added from 71.143.135.86 by () at 2006-02-12T23:58:46-CET
A: It said "Concentrate"
- This Joke was added from 68.41.180.108 by () at 2006-02-12T00:58:17-CET
A: the guy picks up the head phones and listens. he hears "breath in breath out"
- This Joke was added from 205.188.116.10 by () at 2006-02-11T03:29:31-CET
A: end
- This Joke was added from 216.124.179.5 by () at 2006-02-10T21:31:57-CET
A: You hear of them but you don't see them
- This Joke was added from 216.124.179.5 by () at 2006-02-10T21:29:01-CET
A: a: no because were soo dumb that we like them!!! ha ha he he!! lol
- This Joke was added from 24.223.136.94 by () at 2006-02-09T22:13:47-CET
A: a: no because were soo dumb that we like them!!! ha ha he he!! lol
- This Joke was added from 24.223.136.94 by () at 2006-02-09T22:13:10-CET
A: None, they prefer wearing sandals instead
- This Joke was added from 68.112.34.230 by () at 2006-02-08T20:07:53-CET
A: Nothing she wouldn't know what to do with it
- This Joke was added from 68.112.34.230 by () at 2006-02-08T20:05:17-CET
A: Believe me you do not want to see that picture
- This Joke was added from 68.112.34.230 by () at 2006-02-08T20:02:19-CET
A: She responds to something you said
- This Joke was added from 68.112.34.230 by () at 2006-02-08T20:01:19-CET
A: Toss her in a wood chipper duh?
- This Joke was added from 68.112.34.230 by () at 2006-02-08T19:56:52-CET
A: You can dispose of both of them after they are worn out
- This Joke was added from 68.112.34.230 by () at 2006-02-08T19:55:15-CET
A: because it has no body to go with
- This Joke was added from 62.254.32.17 by () at 2006-02-08T09:20:07-CET
A: disney world left
- This Joke was added from 72.147.113.115 by () at 2006-02-07T06:09:48-CET
A: get it frosted flakes with a tiger on a box lol funny ain't it this was made up by me a 12 year old red head
- This Joke was added from 205.188.116.10 by () at 2006-02-06T23:51:53-CET
A: because the screen is white.
- This Joke was added from 205.188.116.10 by () at 2006-02-06T23:29:37-CET
A: The more you bang them the looser they get!
- This Joke was added from 216.145.95.226 by () at 2006-02-04T14:30:26-CET
A: to see what was on the other side
- This Joke was added from 24.94.254.92 by () at 2006-02-04T03:18:07-CET
A: put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
- This Joke was added from 24.94.254.92 by () at 2006-02-04T03:17:10-CET
A: this one isnt
- This Joke was added from 69.207.47.170 by () at 2006-02-02T05:55:07-CET
A: wave
- This Joke was added from 65.1.47.61 by () at 2006-02-02T01:45:26-CET
A: the blonde said i know how to give head, but how do you give sholders
- This Joke was added from 65.1.47.61 by () at 2006-02-02T01:44:31-CET
A: catch ya biotch
- This Joke was added from 207.80.101.5 by () at 2006-02-01T00:42:09-CET
A: the blonde looked up
- This Joke was added from 81.79.235.176 by () at 2006-01-29T19:40:29-CET
A: Because she had a masters degree and everyone who sent in blonde jokes couldn't spell for shit!
- This Joke was added from 86.41.155.134 by () at 2006-01-28T23:35:13-CET
A: she had to get directions
- This Joke was added from 24.183.26.85 by () at 2006-01-27T23:19:50-CET
A: the dumb blond, smart blonds dont exsist
- This Joke was added from 69.173.209.199 by () at 2006-01-27T18:35:12-CET
A: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...(5min later) because...there blonde??? ...
- This Joke was added from 86.129.86.230 by () at 2006-01-25T21:25:06-CET
A: She got tired so she swam back.
- This Joke was added from 65.169.249.34 by () at 2006-01-25T18:32:25-CET
A: wave
wave
wave
- This Joke was added from 65.92.126.219 by () at 2006-01-22T23:56:37-CET
A: HE SAID ANYKIND I WILL COLOR IT MY SELF
- This Joke was added from 67.20.88.145 by () at 2006-01-22T22:23:20-CET
A: hahahah thats fummy
- This Joke was added from 152.163.100.70 by () at 2006-01-22T19:52:41-CET
A: ho ho ho
- This Joke was added from 64.12.116.70 by () at 2006-01-21T19:56:40-CET
A: she puts her mouth on
- This Joke was added from 207.161.86.132 by () at 2006-01-20T23:23:34-CET
A: she puts her mouth on
- This Joke was added from 207.161.86.132 by () at 2006-01-20T23:23:20-CET
A: she kill her self and said your next lol =)
- This Joke was added from 207.161.86.132 by () at 2006-01-20T23:17:18-CET
A: say she smart
- This Joke was added from 207.161.86.132 by () at 2006-01-20T23:08:52-CET
A: say hear doggy doggy
- This Joke was added from 67.10.175.126 by () at 2006-01-16T20:59:54-CET
A: say hear doggy doggy
- This Joke was added from 67.10.175.126 by () at 2006-01-16T20:59:44-CET
A: you tell her you are going to kill her and then she dies!!!!
- This Joke was added from 70.242.24.88 by () at 2006-01-15T18:48:00-CET
A: rugko;efl;w
- This Joke was added from 80.3.32.6 by () at 2006-01-15T17:56:52-CET
A: she piled up all her clothes and jumped off
- This Joke was added from 67.51.83.74 by () at 2006-01-14T06:10:46-CET
A: because she wants her hair done
- This Joke was added from 195.93.21.6 by () at 2006-01-13T23:36:28-CET
A: megan
- This Joke was added from 156.63.190.133 by () at 2006-01-11T17:55:51-CET
A: The blonde replied,"Because I'm allergic to choclate!"
- This Joke was added from 65.151.96.60 by () at 2006-01-10T23:14:46-CET
A: A huge wind tunnel
- This Joke was added from 70.20.37.212 by () at 2006-01-08T23:24:08-CET
A: hqwevjfilwergitr5
- This Joke was added from 205.188.116.201 by () at 2006-01-07T00:39:34-CET
A: hqwevjfilwergitr5
- This Joke was added from 205.188.116.201 by () at 2006-01-07T00:39:28-CET
A: u get it the door was looked but shecouldhave gotten it anyways
u get it
- This Joke was added from 72.40.139.26 by () at 2006-01-04T22:51:24-CET
A: because her boyfriend was blonde too
- This Joke was added from 194.125.47.148 by () at 2006-01-04T16:31:55-CET
A: because she tought she was in france
- This Joke was added from 194.125.47.148 by () at 2006-01-04T16:26:19-CET
A: SHE DROWNES IT
- This Joke was added from 24.252.114.77 by () at 2006-01-01T06:40:25-CET
A: because the crocidile toke him
- This Joke was added from 69.195.146.229 by () at 2005-12-30T23:30:48-CET
A: Cargo vroom vroom
- This Joke was added from 152.163.100.201 by () at 2005-12-29T00:57:15-CET
A: Cargo vroom vroom
- This Joke was added from 152.163.100.201 by () at 2005-12-29T00:53:58-CET
A: in case she had to draw bloode
- This Joke was added from 152.163.100.201 by () at 2005-12-29T00:49:40-CET
A: get a paper and write see other side on both sides of the paper
- This Joke was added from 70.95.90.93 by () at 2005-12-28T07:37:52-CET
A: pick up the grenade, pull the thing out and throw it back
- This Joke was added from 24.238.70.119 by () at 2005-12-26T20:15:15-CET
A: 25
25
- This Joke was added from 139.168.48.253 by () at 2005-12-25T15:15:32-CET
A: Put spikes on her shoulders
- This Joke was added from 139.168.48.253 by () at 2005-12-25T15:13:28-CET
A: The oven doesn't go to 750 degrees!
- This Joke was added from 139.168.48.253 by () at 2005-12-25T15:13:01-CET
A: Bobbing for French fries.
- This Joke was added from 139.168.48.253 by () at 2005-12-25T15:12:10-CET
A: They are easier to amuse.
- This Joke was added from 139.168.48.253 by () at 2005-12-25T15:11:44-CET
A: Data transfer
- This Joke was added from 139.168.48.253 by () at 2005-12-25T15:11:19-CET
A: Because she read that one child out of every four born was
Chinese.
- This Joke was added from 139.168.48.253 by () at 2005-12-25T15:11:00-CET
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.
- This Joke was added from 139.168.48.253 by () at 2005-12-25T15:10:35-CET
A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay)
- This Joke was added from 139.168.48.253 by () at 2005-12-25T15:10:10-CET
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
- This Joke was added from 139.168.48.253 by () at 2005-12-25T15:09:51-CET
A: Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W
- This Joke was added from 139.168.48.253 by () at 2005-12-25T15:09:30-CET
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M and Ms
- This Joke was added from 139.168.48.253 by () at 2005-12-25T15:09:10-CET
A: Because it kept falling out
- This Joke was added from 139.168.48.253 by () at 2005-12-25T15:08:47-CET
A: Frosted Flakes
- This Joke was added from 139.168.48.253 by () at 2005-12-25T15:08:19-CET
A: haha
- This Joke was added from 139.168.48.253 by () at 2005-12-25T15:07:20-CET
A: haha
- This Joke was added from 139.168.48.253 by () at 2005-12-25T15:06:53-CET
A: Because they can spell it.
- This Joke was added from 139.168.48.253 by () at 2005-12-25T15:05:57-CET
A: Spot
- This Joke was added from 139.168.48.253 by () at 2005-12-25T15:05:32-CET
A: Cause every time you lay them on their back their legs open
- This Joke was added from 139.168.48.253 by () at 2005-12-25T15:04:27-CET
A: Because it kept falling out.
- This Joke was added from 139.168.48.253 by () at 2005-12-25T15:03:54-CET
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much
- This Joke was added from 139.168.48.253 by () at 2005-12-25T15:03:22-CET
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche
- This Joke was added from 139.168.48.253 by () at 2005-12-25T15:02:55-CET
A: Neither could the blondes.
- This Joke was added from 139.168.48.253 by () at 2005-12-25T15:02:32-CET
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
- This Joke was added from 139.168.48.253 by () at 2005-12-25T15:01:50-CET
A: So she could lip read
- This Joke was added from 139.168.48.253 by () at 2005-12-25T15:01:20-CET
A: fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
- This Joke was added from 139.168.49.216 by () at 2005-12-25T14:46:00-CET
A: bffg
- This Joke was added from 139.168.50.48 by () at 2005-12-25T14:44:28-CET
A: ggg
- This Joke was added from 139.168.50.48 by () at 2005-12-25T14:44:15-CET
A: sarah.mcintosh@telstra.com
- This Joke was added from 139.168.50.48 by () at 2005-12-25T14:37:26-CET
A: yes haha
- This Joke was added from 139.168.50.48 by () at 2005-12-25T14:31:31-CET
A: climed over it to see what was on the other side
- This Joke was added from 161.184.197.72 by () at 2005-12-24T18:44:45-CET
A: to get away from you
- This Joke was added from 144.139.163.236 by () at 2005-12-24T01:27:57-CET
A: Because he felt like it duh!!!!
- This Joke was added from 68.44.162.209 by () at 2005-12-23T02:03:37-CET
A: Cause they're jealous!! Our kind is disappearing...we ain't that bad..actually...we're the best!
- This Joke was added from 84.117.73.95 by () at 2005-12-22T22:59:35-CET
A: Cause if you can't have it, you might as well have a laugh about it...;-)
- This Joke was added from 84.117.73.95 by () at 2005-12-22T22:58:17-CET
A: blond dumb coincedance i think not !
- This Joke was added from 86.134.184.71 by () at 2005-12-21T23:56:33-CET
A: well if i suck on my mum it woudent be feir on my dad so ill suck an donkey and a dog
- This Joke was added from 86.134.184.71 by () at 2005-12-21T23:49:35-CET
A: give them a gun and say its a blow dryer
- This Joke was added from 63.173.141.99 by () at 2005-12-21T01:12:29-CET
A: because they cant find the eleven
- This Joke was added from 63.173.141.99 by () at 2005-12-21T01:11:39-CET
A: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuare a bitch
- This Joke was added from 24.22.106.46 by () at 2005-12-20T10:02:50-CET
A: becaus you are a fat assed shit head that has nothing els better to do
- This Joke was added from 24.22.106.46 by () at 2005-12-20T09:55:19-CET
A: as many as it takes to figure out a light bulb is
- This Joke was added from 24.22.106.46 by () at 2005-12-20T09:49:57-CET
A: PUT A SCRATCH AND SNIFF ON THE BOTTOM OF A SWIMMING POOL
- This Joke was added from 24.219.116.111 by () at 2005-12-19T00:29:01-CET
A: A wind tunnel
- This Joke was added from 69.148.52.61 by () at 2005-12-17T15:40:01-CET
A: A dope ring
- This Joke was added from 69.148.52.61 by () at 2005-12-17T15:39:27-CET
A: They all don't know when to STFU
- This Joke was added from 69.148.52.61 by () at 2005-12-17T15:38:57-CET
A: Nothing you done told her twice
- This Joke was added from 69.148.52.61 by () at 2005-12-17T15:37:30-CET
A: The brunette. The blonde had to stop and ask for directions
- This Joke was added from 84.227.215.15 by () at 2005-12-16T23:42:25-CET
A: shutup!!!!!!
- This Joke was added from 84.227.215.15 by () at 2005-12-16T23:40:30-CET
A: Lovisa
- This Joke was added from 84.227.215.15 by () at 2005-12-16T23:39:47-CET
A: cuz your a stupid faggot loser who has nothing better to do
- This Joke was added from 206.148.170.59 by () at 2005-12-16T23:39:41-CET
A: "You're so stupid! You're the kind of idiots who are giving blondes bad names! Now, if I could swim, I'd come out there and kick ure ass!" HAHAHAHAH
- This Joke was added from 84.227.215.15 by () at 2005-12-16T23:38:54-CET
A: take a wild guess
- This Joke was added from 70.25.125.111 by () at 2005-12-16T23:36:47-CET
A: lovisa
- This Joke was added from 84.227.215.15 by () at 2005-12-16T23:36:45-CET
A: take a wild guess
- This Joke was added from 70.25.125.111 by () at 2005-12-16T23:36:33-CET
A: she wanted to see wht wa on the other side
- This Joke was added from 70.25.125.111 by () at 2005-12-16T23:35:16-CET
A: the more you bang them the loser they get!!!
- This Joke was added from 168.212.65.126 by () at 2005-12-15T22:25:42-CET
A: donuts seads
- This Joke was added from 198.234.202.131 by () at 2005-12-15T18:36:00-CET
A: a long wooly jumper
- This Joke was added from 86.141.157.179 by () at 2005-12-15T17:41:06-CET
A: because the enternet was anoying me
- This Joke was added from 86.141.157.179 by () at 2005-12-15T17:39:40-CET
A: introduces her self and goes home.!
introduces her self and goes home
- This Joke was added from 80.193.156.188 by () at 2005-12-14T23:26:10-CET
A: they both drip when they are fucked!
- This Joke was added from 80.193.156.188 by () at 2005-12-14T23:24:53-CET
A: she tookthe 33 bus twice instead
- This Joke was added from 195.93.21.2 by () at 2005-12-14T12:00:55-CET
A: because it said concentrate
- This Joke was added from 210.54.100.166 by () at 2005-12-14T05:41:09-CET
A: the results were negative
- This Joke was added from 210.54.100.166 by () at 2005-12-14T05:39:24-CET
A: they think someone is taking there picture
- This Joke was added from 210.54.100.166 by () at 2005-12-14T05:37:01-CET
A: so thier ankles dont get cold .
- This Joke was added from 210.54.100.166 by () at 2005-12-14T05:33:52-CET
A: she had a urine test in the morning.
- This Joke was added from 210.54.100.166 by () at 2005-12-14T05:30:42-CET
A: he who runs behind bus get exhausted.
- This Joke was added from 210.54.100.166 by () at 2005-12-14T05:28:48-CET
A: knock on the door.
- This Joke was added from 210.54.100.166 by () at 2005-12-14T05:24:42-CET
A: just look at me
- This Joke was added from 208.180.62.168 by () at 2005-12-13T19:29:04-CET
A: me
- This Joke was added from 208.180.62.168 by () at 2005-12-13T19:28:22-CET
A: the burnet thee blonde has to stop and ask fo directions
- This Joke was added from 66.210.6.3 by () at 2005-12-13T16:25:29-CET
A: the dumb blonde, because their is no such thing as santa , the easter bunny of a smart blonde.
- This Joke was added from 24.220.154.172 by () at 2005-12-13T01:58:59-CET
A: She said R U N yess yess yess pop my cherry baby!
- This Joke was added from 24.46.62.58 by () at 2005-12-12T22:55:21-CET
A: he siad mommy I saw R.Kelly having sex with a young !
- This Joke was added from 24.46.62.58 by () at 2005-12-12T22:46:56-CET
A: she said I C U P!
- This Joke was added from 24.46.62.58 by () at 2005-12-12T22:41:10-CET
A: To a restuant where they dance for everyboby!
- This Joke was added from 24.46.62.58 by () at 2005-12-12T22:34:06-CET
A: Because they like white chesse on top
- This Joke was added from 68.77.73.186 by () at 2005-12-12T04:55:41-CET
A: the 16 yea old told the othes he has a work out system not found in stors
- This Joke was added from 66.65.227.179 by () at 2005-12-10T20:45:17-CET
A: 22
- This Joke was added from 71.243.76.38 by () at 2005-12-10T16:42:28-CET
A: one doesn't exist
- This Joke was added from 69.161.29.3 by () at 2005-12-09T03:33:14-CET
A: because some won broke a nail
- This Joke was added from 157.91.59.100 by () at 2005-12-08T19:22:15-CET
A: put her in a circle room and tell her to find a corner
- This Joke was added from 67.136.133.70 by () at 2005-12-07T05:42:33-CET
A: ass;s
- This Joke was added from 68.230.118.76 by () at 2005-12-07T02:34:41-CET
A: she was trying to open the tail gate
- This Joke was added from 70.254.86.70 by () at 2005-12-06T05:23:28-CET
A: the first blonde says to the next "maybe if we both yell TOGETHER" so both blondes yell "TOGETHER TOGETHER!!!"
- This Joke was added from 220.235.43.14 by () at 2005-12-04T14:20:57-CET
A: None of them exist.
- This Joke was added from 71.143.155.193 by () at 2005-12-04T03:59:38-CET
A: because he is asian
- This Joke was added from 4.254.236.19 by () at 2005-12-03T02:24:11-CET
A: because he is asian
- This Joke was added from 4.254.236.19 by () at 2005-12-03T02:24:05-CET
A: because he is asian
- This Joke was added from 4.254.236.19 by () at 2005-12-03T02:24:01-CET
A: the 3rd piggy said " because one of us has to go "wee wee wee" all the way home
- This Joke was added from 69.11.44.89 by () at 2005-12-03T00:35:24-CET
A: so corbin and david look at and and say did you fart
- This Joke was added from 163.248.158.46 by () at 2005-12-02T21:27:18-CET
A: and he likes to take it in the ass
- This Joke was added from 163.248.158.46 by () at 2005-12-02T21:24:01-CET
A: balonie
- This Joke was added from 163.248.158.39 by () at 2005-12-02T21:23:57-CET
A: he likes it up the butt
- This Joke was added from 163.248.158.46 by () at 2005-12-02T21:22:38-CET
A: none they all set around and cry about it
- This Joke was added from 163.248.158.46 by () at 2005-12-02T21:20:51-CET
A: pull the pin and throw it back
- This Joke was added from 24.177.141.21 by () at 2005-12-01T20:58:51-CET
A: she answers"thats my boob?!?!?!"
- This Joke was added from 216.18.180.102 by () at 2005-11-30T21:36:28-CET
A: When there both on their backs there screwed.
- This Joke was added from 69.147.14.50 by () at 2005-11-30T20:33:35-CET
A: the feather because the blond will have to stop and ask for directions
- This Joke was added from 80.4.224.4 by () at 2005-11-27T21:42:11-CET
A: PUT A SKIRCH AND SNIFF STICKER AT THE BOTTOM OF A POOL
- This Joke was added from 71.210.68.217 by () at 2005-11-27T20:14:28-CET
A: must be blond{LOL}
- This Joke was added from 152.163.101.13 by () at 2005-11-27T00:03:37-CET
A: a choclate drop
- This Joke was added from 80.193.98.48 by () at 2005-11-25T15:26:51-CET
A: Get hilights
- This Joke was added from 207.7.221.24 by () at 2005-11-24T16:30:58-CET
A: nahenderson@gmail.com
nahenderson@gmail.com
- This Joke was added from 194.242.130.4 by () at 2005-11-24T13:07:54-CET
A: yes max i would love to (yay me)jpjpjp
- This Joke was added from 71.11.136.127 by () at 2005-11-21T04:26:11-CET
A: i dont have humps cuz im a guy
- This Joke was added from 24.107.192.52 by () at 2005-11-21T04:25:13-CET
A: no i dont wanna fuck u
- This Joke was added from 71.11.136.127 by () at 2005-11-21T04:25:07-CET
A: i made taht up
- This Joke was added from 24.107.192.52 by () at 2005-11-21T04:23:57-CET
A: jacob phillip
- This Joke was added from 71.11.136.127 by () at 2005-11-21T04:23:49-CET
A: ur reflection
- This Joke was added from 71.11.136.127 by () at 2005-11-21T04:21:44-CET
A: the blond grl goes it a boob
- This Joke was added from 71.11.136.127 by () at 2005-11-21T04:18:34-CET
A: Wow this site is gay
- This Joke was added from 24.182.164.151 by () at 2005-11-20T22:58:17-CET
A: because she felt a draft.
- This Joke was added from 24.70.95.204 by () at 2005-11-20T04:03:15-CET
A: she heard the the drink"s were on the house.
- This Joke was added from 24.70.95.204 by () at 2005-11-20T03:57:09-CET
A: she says i found the tracks followed the tracks bang got hit by a train.
- This Joke was added from 216.18.131.51 by () at 2005-11-19T03:21:30-CET
A: to get to the other side.
- This Joke was added from 216.18.131.51 by () at 2005-11-19T03:14:23-CET
A: email please i am lonely
- This Joke was added from 194.242.130.4 by () at 2005-11-18T12:55:26-CET
A: nahenderson@gmail.com
- This Joke was added from 194.242.130.4 by () at 2005-11-18T12:55:03-CET
A: nahenderson@gmail.com
- This Joke was added from 194.242.130.4 by () at 2005-11-18T12:54:55-CET
A: nahenderson@gmail.com
- This Joke was added from 194.242.130.4 by () at 2005-11-18T12:54:47-CET
A: i am NIKO nahenderson@gmail.com
- This Joke was added from 194.242.130.4 by () at 2005-11-18T12:54:35-CET
A: nahenderson@gmail.com
- This Joke was added from 194.242.130.4 by () at 2005-11-18T12:53:35-CET
A: Yes because people can post w/e they want, try it!
- This Joke was added from 65.25.71.130 by () at 2005-11-18T02:40:54-CET
A: Hell ya!
- This Joke was added from 65.25.71.130 by () at 2005-11-18T02:40:06-CET
A: Only one has been spotted.
- This Joke was added from 152.163.101.13 by () at 2005-11-16T03:26:51-CET
A: email please
- This Joke was added from 194.242.130.4 by () at 2005-11-15T10:52:07-CET
A: we love each other
- This Joke was added from 194.242.130.4 by () at 2005-11-15T10:50:27-CET
A: the brunette because the other two don't excist.
- This Joke was added from 64.8.171.3 by () at 2005-11-14T20:10:53-CET
A: A pregnet blonde...
A pregnant blonde...
- This Joke was added from 64.8.171.3 by () at 2005-11-14T20:06:56-CET
A: When they're on there backs they are scrued.
- This Joke was added from 71.111.126.109 by () at 2005-11-11T16:23:04-CET
A: Why? Cause the world dosen`t need hadicapped, poor, Homeless, or anything else that should be caught and shot
- This Joke was added from 70.69.33.252 by () at 2005-11-11T00:57:53-CET
A: because your daddy messed w/ me mom!
- This Joke was added from 71.240.168.198 by () at 2005-11-08T02:27:47-CET
A: she only had 1 freakin mile left!
- This Joke was added from 71.240.168.198 by () at 2005-11-08T02:05:45-CET
A: no heres 20p go call sum1 hu cares!
- This Joke was added from 172.215.159.81 by () at 2005-11-06T12:17:05-CET
A: spot
- This Joke was added from 66.215.206.158 by () at 2005-11-06T00:13:03-CET
A: none,all blonds would die from electracution!!!
- This Joke was added from 67.136.131.220 by () at 2005-11-06T00:07:27-CET
A: spot
- This Joke was added from 66.215.206.158 by () at 2005-11-06T00:03:12-CET
A: no answer
- This Joke was added from 216.129.249.84 by () at 2005-11-05T00:56:26-CET
A: Pull in pin and throw in back.
- This Joke was added from 206.148.156.113 by () at 2005-11-05T00:02:52-CET
A: compare her to brittany spears
- This Joke was added from 205.202.36.246 by () at 2005-11-04T17:15:25-CET
A: cuz ther lip stik on a pecal
- This Joke was added from 209.226.54.135 by () at 2005-11-03T23:53:20-CET
A: the blonde she never came out (hide and go seak)
- This Joke was added from 204.183.213.87 by () at 2005-11-03T02:31:39-CET
A: the blonde she never came out (hide and go seak)
- This Joke was added from 204.183.213.87 by () at 2005-11-03T02:31:22-CET
A: Because every time she gets on yahoo it says you got mail
- This Joke was added from 204.183.213.87 by () at 2005-11-03T01:59:19-CET
A: The three see the officer and eachhide in seperate bags. The police officer comes up and kicks the bag the brunettes in. "Meow, meow." She says. The polcie officer decided there must be cats in that bag so he kicks the bag with the redhead in it. "Woof, woof." The redhead barks. The police officer decided there must be dogs in the bag so he kicks the bag with the blond in it. "Apple, apple!'
- This Joke was added from 72.140.44.160 by () at 2005-10-29T23:41:08-CEST
A: the cops say ok we know your up there come on down the brunette says "meow" then the redhead says "woof" then the blond says "mooooo"
- This Joke was added from 71.112.217.109 by () at 2005-10-29T02:45:02-CEST
A: how do you keep a blond busy(see above)
- This Joke was added from 68.96.190.132 by () at 2005-10-28T08:19:19-CEST
A: the pope beeecouse there is noo ssuch thing as superman or a smart blond
- This Joke was added from 168.9.18.2 by () at 2005-10-18T16:23:05-CEST
A: put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
- This Joke was added from 72.242.34.248 by () at 2005-10-16T20:47:29-CEST
A: The brunete because the blonde will stop and ask for directions.
- This Joke was added from 24.12.4.46 by () at 2005-10-16T02:40:56-CEST
A: Becuase my blonde highlights are soaking in
- This Joke was added from 207.200.116.204 by () at 2005-10-07T06:25:11-CEST
A: Last year hid-and-go-sek queen
- This Joke was added from 62.153.197.137 by () at 2005-10-06T22:24:55-CEST
A: call them redheads
- This Joke was added from 70.24.160.84 by () at 2005-10-06T03:25:11-CEST
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- This Joke was added from 81.79.241.30 by () at 2005-10-01T17:53:15-CEST
A: be coss you are a A
- This Joke was added from 81.79.241.30 by () at 2005-10-01T17:34:59-CEST
A: no ide fuck you insted
- This Joke was added from 64.12.117.13 by () at 2005-09-30T12:30:11-CEST
A: unlock the car door.
- This Joke was added from 150.176.97.5 by () at 2005-09-28T17:09:03-CEST
A: and the clerk say's cauze that isn't a t.v it's a microwwave!!!!!!!
- This Joke was added from 150.176.97.5 by () at 2005-09-28T17:02:51-CEST
A: it would cauze a electrical train dosen't have smoke
- This Joke was added from 150.176.97.5 by () at 2005-09-28T16:42:27-CEST
A: They are so dumb that they do and when they go poop they say ahhhhhh.
- This Joke was added from 65.121.53.253 by () at 2005-09-25T23:35:23-CEST