The night Fu-Lou went crazy

-By Weird Caleb Yankovic

Up in the city all the Cels were havin' fun
For the third Avatar, a whole new run
When a Grigori busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a holy rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his wings to his stigmata he was covered with ammo
Like a big discordant disgruntled Angelic Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Shalom to you all - now you're all gonna die!""


The night Fou-lu went crazy
The night that Grigori went insane
Realized this was sinnin' an' lazy
Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well, the Halls are all gone now, he decided to bomb 'em
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Seraph and Mercurian
And he tied up the Malakim and he held the Lilim hostage
And he ground up poor Cherubs into heavenly sausage
He got the Djinn and Shedim with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Balseraph just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Kyriotates
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken, mates!

The night Fou-lu went crazy
The night the Inquisitor went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around Shangri-la
Without steppin' in celestial guts

There's Jugment and the Game.
There's a van from Nybbas
And Ofanim circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Fou-lu, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a harmonius guy


Yes, Novalis, now Fou-Lu's doin' time
In a Judgment prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little reliever, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Eli's in therapy and Jean's still nervous
And the Creationers all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Lilith, she's on the phone every night
With Nybbas negotiating the movie rights


They're talkin' bout - the night Fou-lu went crazy
The night a Grigori done flipped
Broke his back for some Essence and daisies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped

Wo, the night Fou-lu went crazy
The night that Inquisitor went insane
Realized he's on Dommie's bad list
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain