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Two men, one significantly taller and more, ah, macho than the other,
squared off. "Why the hat?" demanded the tall one. "It's part of the attire, and it shields you from the rain," explained the short one. Then he struggled to lift his hands, chains rustling. "I must say I'm not thrilled about these..." "Well I'm sorry, but they're part of the costume." The tall man sighed heavily and shook his head. "But honestly; I never thought anyone could be too skinny for the spandex." The short man looked sour. "Let's just get this over with, hm? Don't lose the amulet." "Sure. Take good care of the sword." The tall one turned with less flair than usual (the coat was just too small) and stalked off, only to trip and fall flat on his face. "Blasted heels!" he growled. The short man smirked, adjusted his rumpled spandex shirt and teleported away. |